Fox Five Quote of the Day

"When asked about hygiene, one child told a state official recently, he washes himself with a bar of soap and a sock because nobody will give him a washcloth."
-Fox Five News

Another great headline

"Police are looking for four inmates on the loose. Last night they overpowered a jail guard using warm, soapy water."
--Fox 5 News

I hate to state the obvious here, but I'd love to know how you overpower someone with warm, soapy water.

Trashwire Updates

Trashwire.com was just updated with new content.

LaTaviya weighs in on choosing between YouTube and iFilm for all your internet video needs.

Dicky Cockerson's Spider Man 2 review is also back, and he has promised us a new review very soon.

So head on over to Trashwire to read all the new stuff.

Trashwire Updates

We have added most of our Trashwire videos to iFilm. All of them are still available on YouTube, which is actually better in my opinion.

Dicky Cockerson's Spider Man 2 review is back at trashwire.com and we have added him, once again, as a featured writer. Dicky has promised us a new review very soon... but you know how Dicky do.

Trashwire clothing is also ready to order in a variety of designs. Head on over to our clothing page to check it out.

A Headline I Loved

I just heard this on Geraldo At Large:
"There's nothing wrong with your TV, you are watching small children ride sheep."
Fine reporting.